Tonight had some really dumb parts. So, I’m gonna send myself off to sleep with a nice Russian lady instructing me on the proper way to fold clothes.
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
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- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Don’t forget to watch The Super Hero CrunkFest 3 Nationals this year on BET.
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“I wouldn’t let her put anymore make up on.”
Submitted By: Meggie D.
Location: Wisconsin, United States
